at finishing

school you learn

to wear 2 pairs of 

knickers and a 

petticoat

how to

organise a 

dinner party make 

polite converstation

and compose the

table 

how to 

eat oysters play 
hard to get not be 
pushy with the other

girls because you 
don't need to 

you learn to

sew, ride horses

arrange your legs 

daintily to one side 

Shame I never 

went to one!